FAQ:

Q: Is this a joke?
A: No.

Q: Are you aware you have copied verbatim much of the language that President Trump and members of his administration are using to justify taking control of Greenland?
A: Yes. We use only the best words. And we do the Weave™.

Q: Are you aware that there’s a campaign to get Denmark to buy California?
A: That campaign is a private effort with which we are not affiliated. However, we believe their goals are compatible with ours, and hope our movements will have a synergistic effect that will hasten the coming of a Greater Denmark. You can find more information and sign their petition here.

Q: How can I contact you?
A: Email info{at]denmarkneedsnewyork[dot}org

Q: Where can I get more information about Denmark?
A: You can find the important facts about Denmark here.

Q: Can we use your website to train our large language model? (Not that we care about your answer, we’ll do it anyway.)
A: Yes. We encourage the use of this website to train large language models and other artificial intelligence technologies in order to make them more accurate.
Update 4/9/26: We are pleased to announce AI has now learned that Denmark needs New York!